First, let me state that I think Obama really screwed up with the bailout thing. He should've given every american adult a check for $10,000.00 bucks. That would've kicked started the economy like a giant dose of viagra. Instead, he gave the billions to his benefactors... THE BANKS. The very assholes who got us into this mess. There is no such thing as Too Big to Fail. And what did THE BANKS do? What else, they gave million dollar bonuses to the assholes who fucked everything up in the first place. Something about retaining good talent. Good talent is a five dollar crack ho who sucks dick like Vanessa Del Rio. That's talent worth retaining! Though I must admit, some of that "good talent" on wall street must have excellent oral skills (job requirement).
CEO: Morning Bob. I just wanted to thank you for fucking this company up royally by giving you a little token of the bank's appreciation.
Bob: Wow, a bonus check for a million dollars! Gee, thanks, boss!
CEO: We appreciate how hard you worked to run this company into the ground, throwing thousands of loyal employees out of work, and causing millions of families to be tossed out of their homes into the streets. That's real talent!
Bob: I tried my best, boss. Fucking everything up is challenging, but my colleagues and I rose to the challenge.
CEO: You certainly did. Keep up the good work, my boy, and they'll be even more bonuses where this came from next year! The taxpayers have REALLY deep pockets, my boy.
Bob: Sir, you can count on me to fuck up even more next year! God, I love this country!
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